Why No T-Shirts Yet?
We tried. We really did. But every time we sit down to brainstorm merch, it turns into a backyard BBQ therapy session. There’s laughter, good beer, questionable guitar solos, and enough smoked ribs to derail any productivity. Our graphic artist—who was halfway through designing a shirt that said “Warning:Bacon, Beer, and BBQ will cause happiness”—had to jet off for a month to help a friend move a goat (long story).
So yeah, no shirts yet. But don’t worry—we’ll be back soon with designs that are as chill, cheeky, and bacon-scented as you deserve.